老塞历险记

Its all happened on Monday evening.
I felt an instance of stomachache & the pain disappeared, so I didnt bother.
Then the next morning, everything was still fine, until... I started chasing bus 168 in the morning while going to work (although didnt manage to broad the bus due to too many passengers). The pain of the stomach came in and went off. Oh Shit...

I broad the next bus, bus no#27. Then while sitting in the bus, the pain came in more frequent this time. Reaching the Tampines Regional Library, still deciding whether to alight the bus to clear the "custom" or chiong to office? After some considerations, thinking that I could still stop over at Sengkang MRT to ease my stomachache, I decided to chiong. Everything was still as per normally good, until.... Once the bus went into TPE, the pain came again. What the difference was this time didnt go off... Siao liao... The pain continued, it was quite unbearable & I knew they were moving towards "custom". Praying hard I could still control till Sengkang MRT bus stop. To be frank, I had moments that I felt that I might lose control of it. But 感谢祖先 and 老天爷, it didnt happen. Or else I believed that I will definitely appear in stomp or youtube by the name of "LS man on bus".

Finally reached Sengkang MRT bus stop, praying hard and at the same time controlling harder, walked to the interchange. Saw toliet sign, like see saviour. When opened the door... Siao liao... 3 cubincals all locked with another person waiting... Kao... All people come Sengkang bus interchange toliet LS!!!???

Knowing there is alternative (the MRT toliet), I began my hunt. I saw the secuirty guard & asked "Uncle, 那里有厕所?"
He answered "前面." with hand pointing back at the Bus interchange toliet.
Then I continued, "我去过了,　那里没有位."
He answered , "这么会没有位呢?"
I didnt reply him. In mind thinking, "KNN!!! I want to LS, how the hell why no space?"
Didnt feel like bothering him, I decided to find it by myself. (I am not really angry with him, just feel that it should concentrate more afford in controlling and praying, not explaining.)

Fortunately, he realised that I needed to LS & kindly pointed to the alternative toliet.

Found the toliet, FULL HOUSE again!!!??? WTF, the whole world comes to Sengkang to LS???
Thinking of no alternative, I waited. Not long after, someone came out from the handicapped toliet. Feeling luckier, the floor of the toliet was dry, toliet bowl was quite clean. I dropped my pants and ahhhh.......... The moment of release....

It took me about 20-30min to clear everything (懒人屎尿多)...

I reached office at around 9am. Today was the latest record. Usually I would reach around 8 for coffee then around 8.35am at office.

Really was a scary & torturing experience.
Really pray very very hard this morning that dont "holy shit" and be famous in stomps or youtube.
Really must thank 祖先 and 老天爷: Thank You!